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vinebox:

When girls tell they friends what to text their boyfriend

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walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: walktheoceanfloor)

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randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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captainarlert:

If we share OTPs then we share a fucking soul.

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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

Posted 14 hours ago

podfic:

Frank Iero hands spam!

Posted 14 hours ago

kingloptr:

when you reblog something risky and dont lose followers

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